choose your poison

pettycentral:

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sindri42:

argumate:

syanah:

cutecutejames:

uncle-beanbag:

That jump is the funniest shit

it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”

So THAt’s what sailors mean by sea legs

something about reference frames

there’s a reason traditional sailing vessels had hammocks instead of bunk beds.

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teach-me-how-to-buggy:

tiktokstowatch:

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy?
Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!
Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

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funnytwittertweets:

may8elle:

i think tumblr might be the last social media alive right now and that just goes to show how much of a cockroach this website is in the internet ecosystem. just. refusing to die, even when all the others have.

dolls-revenge:

WOOOOOO

wilwheaton:

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verylargedog:

bastardlybrendan:

baronessvonprivilege:

This is actually a real place in Belfast. No joke.

I sometimes forget how weird it is to outsiders that Northern Ireland’s biggest gay nightclub is Soviet themed and has a huge statue of Lenin.

let’s fuckin’ go

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newtgeiszler:

zenofthunder:

startling revelations from a book i found at my local comic shop

rouge the bat

the cat

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